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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 01:42

What movies have not aged well?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Man with the Golden Gun

What is treasury?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

From Russia With Love

Why do so many 18 to 29-year-old men struggle in dating?

Goldfinger

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Moonraker

How do I become an intelligent man?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

As a guy, how do you know you if you are considered attractive?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”She is very sexyful!”

What are your funniest "lost in translation" moments if you grew up speaking more than one language?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Octopussy

Why were the Japanese soldiers in WW II so hesitant to surrender in battle?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Live and Let Die

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What did someone say to you that instantly made you realize their life was in danger?

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Dr No

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How likely is it to make a living out of being a window cleaner in a Nordic country?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Two of my family members have recently converted to Islam and have brought shame on my family. How do I get them back into the fold of Hinduism?

You Only Live Twice

-J W Pepper

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Diamonds Are Forever

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.